Sunday, April 20, 2008

An Unlikely History of Beer Pong

clipped from www.squidoo.com

Beer Pong Champions of Ages

Beer Pong is an ancient game of warriors practiced throught the old world from the beer pong marshes of Germany to the monolithic kegger pong stadiums of Rome. While fresh beer has remained a central presence in the competition the related paraphernalia has evolved significantly.  Early swamp beer pong excavations reveal mumified cow eyes used as pong balls and the hollow skulls of past victories for cups.  The Marquis de Sade was known for rollicking sets of bidet pong while the Scottish clansmen known for keeping an extra beer pong ball under their kilts became known as the Three-Nut-Skateers.  Modern beer pong championship leagues have largely been relegated to secret undre-sea gymnasiums or sleazy inner city beer pongatoriums but beer pong may still be encountered in the wild in remote areas of New Jersey and Australia.

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