Saturday, December 20, 2008

Need an Evil Plan at a Reasonable Price?

Check out the dark sites Evil Plan generator for a free evil plan that fits your own psychopathic needs and desires on a budget.
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Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One


To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves,
unsettled by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why
do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two


Next, you must seize control of the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a amusement park, a
mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances,
as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three


Finally, you must reveal to the world your arcane ritual, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with
metal, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and
the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

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